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What made you laugh today?
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That's so funny Nebulous!
Reminds me of the time my boss told me not put any calls through to her from her husband. They had a huge fight that morning. I just happened to be in her office when the phone rang. She had the speakerphone on and I heard her husband ask: What's for dinner tonight? Her reply: Shit, that's what for dinner. His reply: In that case, only make half because I'll eat out. I was trying so hard not to laugh but I did and then quickly left her office.
Reminds me of the time my boss told me not put any calls through to her from her husband. They had a huge fight that morning. I just happened to be in her office when the phone rang. She had the speakerphone on and I heard her husband ask: What's for dinner tonight? Her reply: Shit, that's what for dinner. His reply: In that case, only make half because I'll eat out. I was trying so hard not to laugh but I did and then quickly left her office.
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There's this nurse at the hospital who thinks she's gods gift to men. She's very nice but not very attractive and she's very overweight. She was trying to flirt with this doctor last night. To try and get his attention, she bent over pretending to tie her shoe. That's when I noticed the whole back seam on her uniform pants was split wide open. She also had on granny underpants underneath with little pink flowers on them. The doctor saw this and burst out laughing and walked away. I had to hurry up and get out of there before I cracked up laughing in her face.
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My dad bought a scooter a few weeks ago and he's only just been out on it today and yesterday ( it had no number plates ) and he sent me a text earlier it read:
Been to work on my scooter today and yesterday, because its new it takes time to get up to speed. Push bikes were overtaking me this morning shouting 'come on grandad'. Milk floats were overtaking me too.
I was crying with laughter!
Been to work on my scooter today and yesterday, because its new it takes time to get up to speed. Push bikes were overtaking me this morning shouting 'come on grandad'. Milk floats were overtaking me too.
I was crying with laughter!
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When I was a kid, I used to think the toilet was also a washing machine
True story. I put clothes down there all the time
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I hope you didn't flush them!
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I went and bought some weed this morning. It makes me laugh some of the names they come up with since its been legalized and sold in stores. Used to be just like Skunk weed, red hair , cambodian etc. The stuff i bought today is called "Hippie Headbanger" hahahahah
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